Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Easy Song Writing
Home

 Lyrics Directory

Updated daily.


Everything You Know Is Wrong

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS & MIDI

Easy-song-writing.com also provides software that can be used to write your own lyrics and music. Something similar to Everything You Know Is Wrong from WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.  

Everything You Know Is Wrong Midi Files
Everything You Know Is Wrong on CD
Everything You Know Is Wrong MP3 Download
Everything You Know Is Wrong Sheet Music
Other Lyrics from WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
How to write lyrics like: Everything You Know Is Wrong

[*pageAlt*]

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong



Last Updated:
11/17/2017


Midi Search Engine
::  The best Everything You Know Is Wrong midi files here!
 
 
 


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics and Midi files are provided by Easy-song-writing.com.

Home

Midi files and lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are provided for educational purposes and personal use only.
(C) Copyright, Qualitone Multimedia Cc, All Rights Reserved
For more information on the design of this website, please contact webmaster.
Terms of Service / Site Map
2004

Everything You Know Is Wrong and other lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC